Five-Armed Love Machine

Comic Preface:

A couple weeks ago we took a family trip to the zoo and spotted these two starfish:

 

 

Dad astutely observed that there looked to be some awkward-side-hug-perhaps-unwanted-flirtation going on on the part of the creature on the right. So I took a picture and filed it away in order to make weird, nonsensical jokes about it at a future time.

THAT TIME IS NOW.

 

 

 

 

 

BONUS PICS!!!

Which member of my family wouldn't JUMP at the chance to imitate Michael and Tammy? My mom, that's who. She took a little convincing.